Also how to treat yourself

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4)
03/06/2019 at 22:18 • Filed to: None

Went to a banquet tonight. Only me and the CEO showed up to our table... of ten.

There were two open bottles of wine at ze table, and, after the 4th time of the CEO telling me as much I decided to engage my urban superpower... I had walked to the event.

So yeah, un bottle of wine later, I’m white girl drunk. AMA.

DISCUSSION (25)

punkgoose17 > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 22:20

What was the food?

Chariotoflove > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 22:23

Bet you didn’t get to eat the other 8 people’s share though.

NKato > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 22:23

CEO must be a really chill guy. Is he?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Chariotoflove
03/06/2019 at 22:31

CEO wanted more of the fish , so he had the waitress bring us each another plate.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > punkgoose17
03/06/2019 at 22:31

Grilled chicken, fish, mashed potatoes, and various grilled veg.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > NKato
03/06/2019 at 22:32

Not completely, but he was really glad I was there, also I was pretty stealth about it.

Chariotoflove > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 22:36

Okay then.

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 22:41

What was the banquet for?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Chariotoflove
03/06/2019 at 22:41

I also got free lunch today, so it’s been a real good day.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > shop-teacher
03/06/2019 at 22:41

Junior Achievement

Chariotoflove > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 22:46

I thought I was getting free lunch, but remembered my dates wrong. So I didn’t bring lunch. I struggled.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 22:47

Wastedddddd

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Chariotoflove
03/06/2019 at 22:50

RIP

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/06/2019 at 22:50

Ima sleep real good

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 22:51

And possibly have a hellish morning; god speed

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 22:58

fuck yeah free alcohols

NKato > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 23:14

I can’t imagine being the CEO, hosting a dinner party and nobody shows up. That would have sucked immensely.

If it's a good company with growth potential, he's probably going to give you a raise.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > NKato
03/06/2019 at 23:22

It was a charity banquet our firm had a table at, we weren’t hosting. Most of my coworkers have kids which makes it difficult for them to attend such events.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
03/06/2019 at 23:23

Too much free alcohols.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/06/2019 at 23:24

I’ve never had a hangover before.

(But there’s a first time for everything)

MrDakka > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 23:30

Did you get a raise afterwards?

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/06/2019 at 23:42

I’ve never had a hangover before.

Wow, where were you when the y were worki ng out “ which cheap and disgusting drink has the h ighest alcohol content per dollar? ” in college?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen
03/06/2019 at 23:46

I’ve been drunk enough to have real bad nights... but the next morning I’ve always woken up fine.

NKato > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/07/2019 at 00:38

Ah. Now I have better context. I see.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
03/07/2019 at 02:50

I remember those. However, trust me, you will eventually get hangovers. Though they will never be as bad as everyone else's!!!